Black and White

They say there are 9 shades of gray between White and Black. 9 shades of gray. and what is gray? transition of white to black or black to white? I dont know, if u know tell me at,

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the whistle's been blown!

It's so funny, so funny that even a dumb guy like me can figure out that(hell, i never noticed that point), any how, I got this friend of mine who's got this friend of his, and guess what, they just can't spend an hour without falling out, bursting out, lambasting each other, and the whole thing is pointless. I was thinking to myself, ok, it's good, two people are friends, and they got it all well and in order, then there are times, actually so many, during which they just can't stand it no more, and what's the deal? why the whole headache and hassle? isn't a relationship meant to be for peace of mind, and freedom of soul, or is it supposed to be agony, devastation, humiliation, and destruction. The point is we never know it before it's too late, and that's when the heros of our little short tale are too much fed up with the situation and too much resentful of the consequences having befallen each, they hardly even care to turn around and say goodbye, like they never knew each other.

Thing is, a relationship is a bond(not like that bond in 007 movies) he, sorry, it, is strung of small delicate threads that never come to our attention, like building blocks of a construction, things by themselves are too unimportant and insignificant, accumulated, they give meaning, note, they give meaning to the relationship in total, not by themselves, like a collaboration to keep that thing working and running. Therefore we mes it up, means we step over those little spots we don't care to watch for the path we are walking, things are taken for granted, I like you, you like me, bingo, deal, done, Finito. Nope not all that simple, it takes a little more, even to make a good Cappuccino, put aside a Liaison(minus sex, don't be dirty minded)!

Pull-over speedy gonzales

Tell u what, i felt as if i was in one of those movies that is filled with high-speed car chase scenes, on the highway, enjoying some music, I always got a stack of CD's of my fave stuff back in the trunk, right then I glanced a couple of rollers in the rear view mirror, blinking red n blue, high-way patrol? could be, not for me, definitely, so I slowed down a bit, and pulled it to the right, still it got closer, changing lanes with me, now I could smell something Extra-ordinary. So over I pull, out of the car, and here we go, the guy, a police something, tells me I am doing fast, 170, godddddddddddddddddd, how could I?? the speedo never went up past 140, so they got to be wrong, absolutely, I can never be wrong though didnt bother to discuss it, alright, 170 it is, so what's the problem? I might want to die in a fast moving casket, my own choice, I don't get it. It's the silliest thing people say, don't go fast! build fast cars, build highways, and nobody's gonna punish the potato-head who appears out of no where in the middle of the high-way, sure someone gonna punish the poor chap the hard way. Anyways, it is cool to get this impression that out there, there are some guys who get paid to be worry about my getting home safe n sound, thats such a comfort, and cooooooool, they pull u over, and hand u a ticket, and say to u drive safe, that part really pisses me off!!!!

I never know why we use such things in our conversation

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works

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