simplest thing that comes to a complicated mind

Q- whats the simplest thing that comes to a complicated mind?
A- how to make things complicated

then here we go,

Q- What do people do when they get a busy tone on the phone?
A- They call it even with more ferocity.

Q- Why do people have to swear to something?
A- They can't lie without a pretext.

Q- Why do nuns never get married?
A- They are too busy with the monks to get married.

Q- Why do people get religious?
A- To frget about their misery.

Q- Why do people get aetheist?
A- They have no more miseries.

Q- Why do people get aggressive while driving?
A- They feel inside a cage.

Q- Why is it a sin to be married to two men at the same time?
A- Men passed the law.

Q- Why don't women like the feel of another woman in their life?
A- They can never enjoy teamwork.

Q- Why's sex so effective in life?
A- I have to try it first.

Q- Why's sex effective in marriage?
A- who the hell said that?

Q- Why do men get married a second time?
A- They are men, their insanity is proven.

Q- Why do we drive fast?
A- To go faster than time.

Q- What happens when we get there faster?
A- waste time.

Q- Why do women act possessive?
A- Ever seen a woman giving away anything?

Q- Why do men think each woman is different after an affair is over?
A- Short term memory loss.

Q- Why do we hurt each other?
A- We weren't designed for a better job.

Q- Why does everyone love music?
A- can't there be an exception in creation?

Q- Why did god make man?
A- he made a mistake once.

Q- and woman?
A- he tried to make up for that mistake(did he?).

Q- Did it ever work?
A- sure, I'm still writing these things so HAPPILY.

Q- will it ever work?
A- if a woman becomes president of the US, and gives permission to a nuclear war.

Q- will that ever happen?
A- just show her a pic of her husband with a russian hooker.

Q- will she ever forgive?
A- will you ever go back inside your mom's belly?

Q- why do men like hookers?
A- they just like the idea.

Q- Why are hookers so popular?
A- they never complain about the kitchen window while at the job.

Q- What makes a man hate his guts?
A- I don't dare to say it.

Q- What makes a woman love her husband?
A- I have no idea, maybe they will discover that in the next millenium.

Q- what makes a woman hate her husband?
A- his being himself.

Q- why do some like sex and some hate it?
A- no after sales service.

Q- why is it important what i write here?
A- god knows who might ever pay attention to this stuff.

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Iglooman