Black and White

They say there are 9 shades of gray between White and Black. 9 shades of gray. and what is gray? transition of white to black or black to white? I dont know, if u know tell me at,

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the whistle's been blown!

It's so funny, so funny that even a dumb guy like me can figure out that(hell, i never noticed that point), any how, I got this friend of mine who's got this friend of his, and guess what, they just can't spend an hour without falling out, bursting out, lambasting each other, and the whole thing is pointless. I was thinking to myself, ok, it's good, two people are friends, and they got it all well and in order, then there are times, actually so many, during which they just can't stand it no more, and what's the deal? why the whole headache and hassle? isn't a relationship meant to be for peace of mind, and freedom of soul, or is it supposed to be agony, devastation, humiliation, and destruction. The point is we never know it before it's too late, and that's when the heros of our little short tale are too much fed up with the situation and too much resentful of the consequences having befallen each, they hardly even care to turn around and say goodbye, like they never knew each other.

Thing is, a relationship is a bond(not like that bond in 007 movies) he, sorry, it, is strung of small delicate threads that never come to our attention, like building blocks of a construction, things by themselves are too unimportant and insignificant, accumulated, they give meaning, note, they give meaning to the relationship in total, not by themselves, like a collaboration to keep that thing working and running. Therefore we mes it up, means we step over those little spots we don't care to watch for the path we are walking, things are taken for granted, I like you, you like me, bingo, deal, done, Finito. Nope not all that simple, it takes a little more, even to make a good Cappuccino, put aside a Liaison(minus sex, don't be dirty minded)!

Pull-over speedy gonzales

Tell u what, i felt as if i was in one of those movies that is filled with high-speed car chase scenes, on the highway, enjoying some music, I always got a stack of CD's of my fave stuff back in the trunk, right then I glanced a couple of rollers in the rear view mirror, blinking red n blue, high-way patrol? could be, not for me, definitely, so I slowed down a bit, and pulled it to the right, still it got closer, changing lanes with me, now I could smell something Extra-ordinary. So over I pull, out of the car, and here we go, the guy, a police something, tells me I am doing fast, 170, godddddddddddddddddd, how could I?? the speedo never went up past 140, so they got to be wrong, absolutely, I can never be wrong though didnt bother to discuss it, alright, 170 it is, so what's the problem? I might want to die in a fast moving casket, my own choice, I don't get it. It's the silliest thing people say, don't go fast! build fast cars, build highways, and nobody's gonna punish the potato-head who appears out of no where in the middle of the high-way, sure someone gonna punish the poor chap the hard way. Anyways, it is cool to get this impression that out there, there are some guys who get paid to be worry about my getting home safe n sound, thats such a comfort, and cooooooool, they pull u over, and hand u a ticket, and say to u drive safe, that part really pisses me off!!!!

I never know why we use such things in our conversation

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food
39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. "Now, then ..."
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate
...And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works

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simplest thing that comes to a complicated mind

Q- whats the simplest thing that comes to a complicated mind?
A- how to make things complicated

then here we go,

Q- What do people do when they get a busy tone on the phone?
A- They call it even with more ferocity.

Q- Why do people have to swear to something?
A- They can't lie without a pretext.

Q- Why do nuns never get married?
A- They are too busy with the monks to get married.

Q- Why do people get religious?
A- To frget about their misery.

Q- Why do people get aetheist?
A- They have no more miseries.

Q- Why do people get aggressive while driving?
A- They feel inside a cage.

Q- Why is it a sin to be married to two men at the same time?
A- Men passed the law.

Q- Why don't women like the feel of another woman in their life?
A- They can never enjoy teamwork.

Q- Why's sex so effective in life?
A- I have to try it first.

Q- Why's sex effective in marriage?
A- who the hell said that?

Q- Why do men get married a second time?
A- They are men, their insanity is proven.

Q- Why do we drive fast?
A- To go faster than time.

Q- What happens when we get there faster?
A- waste time.

Q- Why do women act possessive?
A- Ever seen a woman giving away anything?

Q- Why do men think each woman is different after an affair is over?
A- Short term memory loss.

Q- Why do we hurt each other?
A- We weren't designed for a better job.

Q- Why does everyone love music?
A- can't there be an exception in creation?

Q- Why did god make man?
A- he made a mistake once.

Q- and woman?
A- he tried to make up for that mistake(did he?).

Q- Did it ever work?
A- sure, I'm still writing these things so HAPPILY.

Q- will it ever work?
A- if a woman becomes president of the US, and gives permission to a nuclear war.

Q- will that ever happen?
A- just show her a pic of her husband with a russian hooker.

Q- will she ever forgive?
A- will you ever go back inside your mom's belly?

Q- why do men like hookers?
A- they just like the idea.

Q- Why are hookers so popular?
A- they never complain about the kitchen window while at the job.

Q- What makes a man hate his guts?
A- I don't dare to say it.

Q- What makes a woman love her husband?
A- I have no idea, maybe they will discover that in the next millenium.

Q- what makes a woman hate her husband?
A- his being himself.

Q- why do some like sex and some hate it?
A- no after sales service.

Q- why is it important what i write here?
A- god knows who might ever pay attention to this stuff.

Feel free to post your comments.
Iglooman

Something Sexy!

Sexual Attraction, apart from promoting the propagation of the species, is, particularly in Western cultures, strongly linked to self-esteem in both men and women, throughout life. The biological imperative of sexual attraction used to permeate most aspects of many cultures. The status of the individual within sections of society may also be related to his or her sex appeal, and in the West there is commercial as well as social value placed on it. An example is the link that is made in advertisements between sexual attraction and a brand of, for example, jeans, perfume, or car. All the senses are involved in the so-called chemistry of sexual attraction. A person’s appearance as well as how he or she behaves can be the basis of attraction. The entire process is highly complex, and what is thought attractive by one person may be unattractive to another. Appearance, behaviour, emotions, mannerisms, conversation, body language, and expressed views, among other things—as well as the circumstances of an encounter—all play a part, but in different ways for different people. There are no firm rules on what constitutes sexual attraction and it does not have to depend on Western ideas of attractiveness.
Once two people have met, their personalities become important, and to some extent each person often fulfils the unconscious needs of his or her partner. Attitudes and values may be similar and, in a number of respects, like will attract like: for instance, partners may both come from the same social class, or have the same level of education, or the same religious and ethnic background. This, however, is often due to the lack of opportunity or because of socially created barriers, which are now increasingly being broken down in many societies.
The response of the individual to another person affects the individual’s attractiveness. A series of social interactions takes place when two people meet. Two people increase sexual attraction for each other as they face one another, touch, prolong eye contact, and synchronize body movements. The reaction to the sound of a person’s voice or touch indicates attraction.

Sexual Desire is influenced by the level of sex hormones in the body and by psychological factors. Social conditioning and a person’s circumstances strongly affect the level of sexual desire, which varies greatly between one time and another, and from one individual to another. The person’s sexual capacity, that is, the capacity to become sexually aroused and to reach orgasm (sexual climax), depends on physical health and the effective function of the nervous, muscular, and vascular systems. These vary markedly with age. The actual amount of sexual activity engaged in depends not only on physiological and psychological factors, but also on opportunity.

Sex Drive, At the beginning of the 20th century the word “drive” was a narrow biological term used in the same sense as the term “sexual instinct”. It described an innate force that drove animals to avoid hunger or pain and which released physical tension through sexual activity. Sigmund Freud extended the idea of sex drive when he described the libido as a largely unconscious force motivating human behaviour. Current thinking uses the terms “sex drive” and “libido” loosely in the sense of sexual motivation, denoting the desire to engage in sexual behaviour. A difference in sex drive may influence a relationship, for example, if one partner is too demanding or impatient, or if one partner has less desire for sex than the other. People who otherwise have things in common may, in this way, be incompatible as regards their needs for sex.


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where's the fire?

Speed is life, or life is speed, one must be the other, the thing speed is always an issue. Why? 'cause they say "speed kills people!" or "speed makes people more nervous!" or so many different other things. They all might be right. Agreed! thing is then why do we have to speed it up all the time? something commercial? fantacy? fancy? craziness? mania? no reason at all, or none of the above????? Take the instance of computers, speedier machines, faster performances, better bench marks, and quickers operations, then? or cars, 120, was a dream years ago for the average driver, now average driver does over 120. then? or take the case of fast food restaurants, they time it from taking an order to the moment food is on the counter, 30 secs WOW! then? what does all this mean? speed? we do things faster on a computer, or we finish up on a high-way sooner than before, or even we grab the burger and out we go!
Personally, I like the concept of speed! when you do it fast, and you are able to handle are that fast stuff you feel great, no matter what that is! A faster car, means more excitement, more fun, you can stay till a bit later then take off a bit later, and make up for that by going faster! isn't it coool??? or a faster take-away, means you don't have to look at the tedious face of the cashier for a long time, or hang around idly till your order is ready! otherwise why the fast food place, one can have a night out at a cozy restaurant, and stay there for hours and enjoy an evening with HER!!!

So, speed's cool, one of the best thing's we come up with, I can feel the raised eye-brows, and people saying crazy guy's writing about speed, so he can justify his driving, nope, I mean it, if it causes troubles, you gotta watch it, you have got the leash, put a leash on your speeding desires, speed is like a tool a facility of life, modern life, it pushes us ahead, without us noticing, while we just save the minutes, now, what these minutes or seconds mean to one, that's not my business! Speed is all Expresso's about!

where the sky meets the earth 

Between the devil & deep deep blue sea!

It happens sometimes in our lives that we come to a point where we are faced with a situation that we never know what to do, or we can never work a way out! or even worth we can Not leave it. We take that on with all the hard time it gives us, and all the downsides to that. This, to me, is like playing russian roulette with a fully loaded gun to our head, what the heck, to us as gamblers, we care for nothing but the joy there is to each time we win no matter what the stakes, maybe it's the passion of the game, or passion of what lies beneath!!!
Some gamble with life, some with money, there are guys who drive their lives on the tarmac, too fast, there must be something masculine in all that vitesse, some become figther pilots, there's a guy who climbs the Everest, and you can see that chum who went for an evening party with sharks deep down the ocean, a mad man who goes for a world record sky diving, and so many many others, even the guy who falls in love with a woman he can never say goodbye to her! (that's the riskiest of all businesses, pfffffffffffffffffff, god knows how perilous it can get sometimes!!!)
Well, i am going to drink to all lovers, especially to ......................!

New Weblog...................!

check it out http://it-is-funny.blogspot.com/ .

hope is illusion

Hope is a fabrication of mind, a mental illusion designed in the way we prefer things to turn out somewhere and sometime in the coming future, that's how we fool ourselves inorder to carry on, instead of relying on more constructive powerful tools, self-motivation, aspiration and ambition. most of the time we are afraid of ambitions, maybe they are bigger than our imagination can cope with, or we don't have the mental capacity to map a pathway to that land so distantly and dreamfully depicted. so we hang on to hopes, and as they are so false and empty, we simply give up. the thing is, some people just give up not because there is no way but, because they can't find a second way, they are not equipped with a backup plan, and hopes as thin as morning mist just fade away. I have seen strong personalities that have survived the direst of cirumstances, and people who have had their heads in their hands at the first NAH, and those who never try because they fer to hear the "NAH". how do u evaluate urself? (till then i m going to make some coffee).

a Wanted Ad.

Wanted
In case anyone sees a girl around 23-4, dark hair, medium height, usually wearing something i can't remember what, running around streets of the city, never wears a watch, usually has a very intelligent thoughtful look, does painting, listens to Evanescence, and hates anastacia, used to have a kitten called shoo shoo, the cat got kicked out for some notoriously infamous behavior called sneaking out of the house,and used to have an uncle who was a shot of some coffee extract,tell her to drop the old guy some line, and relieve him of his worries.

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Gotcha on the Speed Camera!

Looking back at what was posted before, seems like something belonging with the last millenium, and how time flies!!! so, i decided to take a little while and see what's been going on around me, and others. Starting with the latest news, seems Iranians are busy enriching Uranium for some dubious peaceful purposes, maybe to make a bomb and bring back peace to the region one more time, after they took it away some quarter of a century ago! Americans didn't find WMD's in Iraq and there isn't a day without a suicide bombing or BLAST in Najaf or some other city. The EU has decided to let Turkey in the club of rich boys, and the french are playing two-faced hypocrite again. MJ has turned to Islam for god knows what reason while muslims are shifting religion and he's released a holy Quran citation, that's great, as next honorary guest to one of the festivities for those who can read the holy book. And, the weather's great! So, as one can see the whole world never changes, except they make electronic gadgets smaller, and cellular phones are fashion on the rush, and people just buy faster cars and get caught more on speed cameras!!!
Good news is, one can still get a good hot dark cup of coffee somewhere in a corner of a cafe, or still listen to some slow rock or jazz in a bistro, without being thrown out there into the commotion of this topsy-turvy world, or as they put it lately, global village!!! ( that was cool till 9/11 of 2001, since then it's mere bullshit, believe me or not???? just go for a pleasure trip somewhere and enjoy the pre-flight ordeal at the airport!!!)

So, i'd better leave the arena, too sarcastic for a silent return, promise better stuff next time, till then, Cheers! (where's my coffee mug???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)