If only i had my own mummy!!!(Next part)

Xpresso :the mummy's moved with ur nice nature, grants u a wish, what would that be? 1- a villa in the french Riviera, 2- a Ferrari, red, 3- a job in the Metropolitan museum
Shmartie :1
Xpresso :u get ur Villa in the french Riviera, what would u do with ur good ol' mummy, 1- forget him back home, to have discussions with ur mom, 2- take him with u to be ur advisor, 3- who cares what happens to a heap of bones
Shmartie :2...he sounds like an inetersting chap
Xpresso :he's with u in the french Riviera, Bill gates happens to pass by, he offers to buy the mummy to fix problems in his Windows 2020, u do, 1- tell him go F.... himself, 2- u cut a deal for half the share of Microsoft, 3- u nevr return his calls
Shmartie :1, oh...id say no right away, who cares for shares when ive got a mummy?!
Xpresso :the other day ur mummy gets homesick, what would u do to make him have fun, 1- give hime 100 XXX channels on TV, 2- take him to Disney land, 3- tell him to think about a way to fix the traffic problem in tehran
Shmartie :if it makes him feel any better 3...but id go for 2
Xpresso :u take him to disney land.
Shmartie :wouldnt u take an adorable mummy to disney?
Xpresso :u take ur mummy to disney land, the guy scares the s.... out of everybody there, the SWAT team and FBI pour in, u do this, 1- get a bicycle and ride off as in ET, 2- put him on te back of horse and go rodeo, 3- get a pick up truck and hit the road
Shmartie :would he be with me? 1.
Xpresso :u r on the bicycle the mummy just squeezed in the tiny basket, u do the following, 1- go to the UN for saving the poor thing, 2- go to a far god forsaken place calling home for help, 3- drop him off the first garbage dump
Shmartie :1
Xpresso :u go to the UN, asking to see his excellency , Mr Director general, they say he is busy u got to get an appointment, the nearest date in two yrs. u 1- rush into the security council assembly, 2- get a date and go home drinking a cold drink and watching tv, 3- go marching in front of the UN for the rights of mummies
Shmartie :1
Xpresso :u r just in the middle of the UN Security Council assembly, with a mummy wrapped in a Mc Donald bag having french fries, u do this, 1- rush to the podium and grab the mic and shout calling for attention, 2- wonder what to do, look for the darkest black as the Director of the UN, Mr annan, 3- get awed by the drand hall, just forget ur main intention and stand gaping
Shmartie :2 id find annan
Shmartie :i know wot he looks like so ill have no trouble

Xpresso :u find Anna, he's maticulouly dressed and clean cut, and looks like a civilized african with manners. u tell him about 1- ur father always talking about Mr Director generals great personality, 2- the US forces in Iraq, 3- ur latest painting
Shmartie :that d be a lie, umm…., oh dear 3, i hate sucking up
Xpresso :u tell him about ur latest painting, Annan a great art collector sees a genius in u. proposes a deal, 1- USD 100,000,000 for ur painting, out of the UN budget, 2- ur painting for the safety of the mummy, 3- going out for a coffee
Shmartie :hmm..., 2, give some get some
Xpresso :u get th safety of the mummy and give out one of ur finest masterpieces away, go back home to the riviera villa, with ur bossom friend the Mr. Mummy all bones no frills
Shmartie :awwwww, dont talk that way about him
Xpresso :have this thing coming up, ur old lost lover is coming back and he hates dead bodies, u do this, 1- discuss it with the mummy and the mummy tails between legs, head down, in tears, 2- u tell the mummy the mummy turn into an Italian Chef, 3- u don't care, and call ur friend telling him he'd better not show up.
Shmartie :2
Xpresso :ur mummy's an Italian chef, 6' 2", dark long hair, and muscular, quite a hunk, while ur friend, is a poet, writer, painter, musician, he plays the violin, and the Piano, u find urself having a crush on the new thing, u do this, 1- choose between the two, go for the Intellect and art, and keep the mummy making u , pasta, 2- just spend a night with the hunk in a starry night, falling in love, 3- u r fed up with men and their flawed logic, leave them and hit the road.
Shmartie :umm..., could i spend some time then hit the road?, 1,2,3, but 3
Shmartie :i have conflict in that area
Shmartie :so 3
Xpresso :u hit the road free of any masculine ties, and there u decide where to go, 1- buy a ticket to get back home and chat with ur friend online, 2- book for another amazon expedition, 3- decide to go and become a nun
Shmartie :oh dear... where is home? the french riviera?
Xpresso :nope, where u r right now
Shmartie :then 2


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