Why do we do these?

Have u ever noticed why we do these, while we still laugh at them when we look back, let's see

1- we fall in love, at very young ages, 'n do crazy things, poems, flowers, 'n hahahaha, u name it, then years later, we just look back 'n laugh.

2- The car is running out of gas, the light goes out 'n comes on again 'n again, then stays on, and we unwantedly get closer to the steering wheel, i wonder why.

3- When we can simply accept what someone is saying, we dismiss with the excuse 'n argue, then when both are tired, just retire.

4- We laugh when we are excited, or stressed, or we feel uneasy, (shouldnt we cry or feel a bit more tense?).

5- We use bad words, 'n whenever a kid uses some milder case of the same word, we go mad. And kids can never go mad at bad words used by their seniors.

6- You set the alarm clock to go off at a very early hour in the morning and when it does, we simply turn it off, then we go to a deeper sleep.

7- We have three big full meals, then we turn down a piece of chocolate. (diet)

8- We go to the gym, sweat it out on the treadmill for 5 min, then spend an hour at the snack bar.(cool)

9- We start smoking, smoke like hell, then inorder to give up, start terminating chcololate bars.

10- We buy books, put them in the shelf, then never worry to dust 'em.

11-Someone comes to us and opens a conversation at a party, too cheeky.

12- At the same party, there's another guy, he doesnt seem to feel like talking, what a snob.

13- Still, same party, but another guy, dressed casually, Sloppy.

14- And one more guy, same party(damn), suit 'n tie, oh too much dressed up, nouveau riche.

15- We feel bored, someone starts a conversation, we just walk away.

16- We find a girl friend, then look for another girl, 'n let this former one go.

17- As we find the second girl, after sometime, we break up with the latter, 'n call up the former.

18- The former, too much broken hearted 'n hurt, swears at the name of guys, listens to ur recorded voice on the answering machine over 'n over(lets say 124 times to be exact).

19- When she comes back to u, u feel interested in ur best friend's girl(Elvis).

20- The very first one is always the best choice to get back to, even after a thousand years.

21- The First Lady, so much hurt, always promised to shoot u with a shot-gun, when sees u , bursts into tears in ur arms, while u r looking at ur watch.

22- Italians made pasta, it's the same all over the world, still, Pizza remains an unsolved mystery, u never get it italian even in Napl.

23- People are quite docile, tame 'n reserved, the moment they get behind the wheel in any car, they turn into Nazi soldiers or that bad guy in terminator 2.

24- They say money is nothing, but it buys everything, so how can it be nothing?

25- Why do we argue with a fool? while we say stupidity is the strongest force of nature. (lets go on our discussion mr fool!)

26- People always want to live longer, to 100, but they never have a plan for how they r gonna spend the extra time they got.

27- We always leave everything to fate, yet we dont believe in it, we go to church, while we even dont know what god's first name is?(what was it?)

28- We believe in freedom of everything, then the very first Q we ask someone we meet is gonna be abt, his religious beliefs, his political party, and his sexual inclinations.

29- Why we tell jokes, yet we never like to be the topic of a joke, and when we make the silliest jokes, we expect others to laugh, and when they laugh, we ask if that laughter was real.

30- We go to a lwayer after we sign the agreement?

31- We think after we act?

32- We love and we never show it.

33- We would like others to express their love?

34- When they do express, we just try to keep a distance.

35- We always wish to have 1,000,000 Dollars, and when we have it, we dont know what to do with it.

36- People who cant drive, buy Porsches?

37- Those who can drive, wish they were porsche drivers.

38- Why do men think women r the weaker sex?

39- Why do women think men r redundant?

40- Still they dont know why they long to have one of the other sex with them, while listening to their favorite music.

41- Why do i write these?

42- Hey!!! then why 42 items???

Adios